Tech Show 12 Days Of Christmas

I'd like to build 12 days of xmas for the Tech Show. Here's mine...

Gorks 12 days of Tech Show Christmas:

On the:

1st A Neuros OSD
2nd 2 Gigs Of Flash Drive
3rd 3 New Linux Distros
4th 4 New Laptops
5th 5 Terabytes!
6th 6 Hoagies
7th 7 iRivers
8th 8 New Mikes
9th 9 Slurpees
10th 10 Shots of Scotch
11th 11 Interviews
12th 12 New Beers